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Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 156 notes

slenderlock:

Problems:

  1. I want this story to be written
  2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
  3. I don’t want to write this story
Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 75,301 notes

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 99,134 notes

haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

Me:

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You:

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you don’t understand how big a burn that is

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 13,065 notes
I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made.
Andrea Slicker (via psych-facts)
Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 127,966 notes

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…

Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 74,786 notes

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 702,529 notes

nerdylittledude:

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 63,086 notes
And all of the mothers raise their babies to stay away from me.

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 6,875 notes

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2014 with 134,240 notes