DON’T YOU DARE
holy crap, is that what i look like from behind?
When shows come off their hiatus
this is the best thing i’ve seen all day
OMFG it’s back on my dash
|Apple:||I haven't really taken notice of you so far.|
|Honeydew:||You fascinate me.|
|Banana:||You annoy me.|
|Mullberry:||Mostly I tolerate you on my dash.|
|Cherry:||You make me uncomfortable.|
|Orange:||I love your blog, but I'm not very interested in you personally.|
|Grapefruit:||I don't care so much for your blog, but I'm rather interested in you as a person.|
|Kiwi:||Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.|
|Pineapple:||I think about you even when I'm not on tumblr.|
|Rasberry:||I'm not even aware I'm re-blogging from you when I do.|
|Strawberry:||I wasn't even aware I was following you. How did that happen?|
|Mango:||I wouldn't mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it's not that big of a deal to me.|
|Apple:||I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.|
|Guava:||I have no interest in talking with you on here.|
|Blueberry:||Sometimes, I like and re-blog posts from you just to get your attention.|
|Cantaloupe:||I often avoid liking and re-blogging your post so I don't draw your attention.|
|Watermelon:||I'm not very interested in you or your blog, I'm just too lazy to unfollow you.|
|Elderberry:||I've anon-ed you something personal before.|
|Pumpkin:||I've anon-ed you a compliment before.|
|Kumquat:||I've anon-ed you hate before.|
|Lemon:||Never anon-ed you before, probably won't again.|
|Lime:||We've never talked and I prefer to keep it that way.|
|Papaya:||We used to talk but we don't anymore and that makes me sad.|
|Rhubarb:||We used to talk and we don't anymore and I prefer it that way.|
|Tangerine:||We talk on here sometimes and I want it to continue.|
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.
#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.
what “progressive” education in america is turning into.
THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT
what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2.
I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.
8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13
YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13
WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL
MATH WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH FOR ME GROWING UP I WOULD BE IN TEARS WITH THIS SHIT
Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!
Still defining epic, after all these years.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele